You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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