school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
