I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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