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(310): View more from California

Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes

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(716): View more from New York

Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?

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(+61): View more from Australia

remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.

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(905): View more from Ontario

you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.

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(630): View more from Illinois

What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"

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(630): View more from Illinois

Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...

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