So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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