so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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