very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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