Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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