I've blown a few things in my day
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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