Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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