There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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