i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
40s are totally the cure
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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