Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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