I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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