yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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