Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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