haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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