Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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