Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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