Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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