no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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