I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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