I am in a vortex of obligation.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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