youre lurking in front of me
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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