It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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