she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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