i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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