May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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