I wish i was in the wii world.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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