Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
