Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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