Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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