if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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