This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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