I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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