rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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