He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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