Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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