Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
please come you make the beer taste better
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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