i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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