yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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