East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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