It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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