kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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