Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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