Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
