i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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