Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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