elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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