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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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