I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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