What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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