There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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